Dear Editor,
An interview with Elmer Fudd
Well Elmer, what do think of the situation today?
Elmer, “that wasskily wabbit has left me alone because of the requirement of the mask mandates. The health department would not issue a vaccination card to Bugs. He refused to get vaccinated and wear the mask”.
What do you think of the President quest to confiscate firearms?
Elmer, “Wet’s Go Bwandon”.
What about the situation of the supply chain debacle?
Elmer, “well, I’m happy to say I laid in an adequate supply of shotgun shells before the shortages and price hikes. The MRE (meals ready to eat) market has flourished because of the lack of drivers to transport goods cross country. Empty store shelves become more apparent recently”.
Did you watch the withdrawal of Afghanistan?
Elmer, “yes I did. It looked as though the plan was laid out and executed by Looney Tunes and Warner Brothers”. “Wet’s Go Bwandon.”
Elmer, why do you use that phrase instead of the other?
Elmer, “it confuses El Supremo, you know King Biden”.
Elmer why did you use the El Supremo name?
Elmer, “with all of the illegal immigrants crossing the southern border English will become our second language, and we might as well start from the top of the heap“.
What is your opinion of the night flights from the southern border and dumping of illegals in random cities across the country.
Elmer, “the cost is paid for with tax money not designated for the transporting of illegals. The congressional allocation of funds used were not run through Congress. Remember President Trump wanted to build the wall but congress stood in the way? When the public wanted to donate privately for wall construction, the funds were to be regulated and controlled by congress. Why would congress have say over private money? That money had already been taxed.
The provision of housing, food, medical assistance is also paid for by residents/ taxpayers while taxes are increased by El Supremo. El Supremo’s actions are an impeachable offense.
What is your opinion of the rate of inflation?
Elmer, “The inflation rate is increasing faster than that wasskaly wabbit!”
What is your opinion of the crime wave?
Elmer, “I think the criminal element is in charge of the country. I mean if two or more civilians called themselves the SQUAD they be deemed extremist, insurrectionist, seditionist, racist or deplorables. Oh! They are already. The no cash bail bond elimination has released repeat offenders back on the street overnight to continue their reign of terror.
Well Elmer, may you not have negative issues with this interview.
Elmer, “Too late! Bugs and I have already been cancelled by the libewals”.
Lloyd Brightwell